Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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A whale's vagina

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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the WNBA

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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