Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Canada AYY

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Anti Joke

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