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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

what's brown and sticky? A stick

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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