- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Kathy Griffin.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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