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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!