- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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