- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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