How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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That's not what she said.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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