What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

One time I masturbated by myself

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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