A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Sorry boss

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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24!

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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