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Jews

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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my shift key is broken1

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Anti Joke

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