Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Penis

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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