Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

So, same time tomorrow then?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -19

My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

thumb_up thumb_down -23

i dont like attention whores lol

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

...............................................................hi

thumb_up thumb_down -35

How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops