- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Shit!

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