- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

A: B: No pun intended.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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