How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Women.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Anti Joke

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