- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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