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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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