- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

for keeps?

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

salad days!

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

where wally? wallys a myth.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Error 37.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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