Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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WNBA

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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UP

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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i dont like chris

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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knock, knock come in

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Anti Joke

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