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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Women's rights

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

why is john so fat years of over eating

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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