- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Twenty-Four

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Yes!

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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