- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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