- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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