R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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