What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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wood cant chuck wood

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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