- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Hearpin my durp

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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