- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Your mom is fat

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