- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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