Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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