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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Women.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.