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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

I hate black people. Because their black.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Ron Paul for President!

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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