Knock knock Come in

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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hello

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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