- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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