rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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