What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

A white person at Harvard

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

you know whats funny the letter Q

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why? Whats wrong?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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