What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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