how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Why did i write this? I was bored

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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