Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

I pooped my pants

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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