- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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