what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

whats long and green? weed

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Autism speaks but not really

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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