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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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