a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Anti Joke

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