How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

womens rights.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

speech and debate.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

A Frenchman stays and fights

These Jokes suck.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Anti Joke

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