- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Why did i write this? I was bored

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

the WNBA

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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