Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

hey bill!

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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