- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Cancer.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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