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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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