Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

lol a man is drowning

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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