why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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