A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Black People.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Scott Gomez

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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