- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Black people in Camden NJ.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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