did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Cleveland winning something

kieran scott has a huge back

Mike tyson

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

You're Adopted.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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