- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

i like pie.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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