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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Blarg, with ritalin everything tastes like cardboard, but on the bright side I can taste, lucky me I am so handsome the ones that attacked us did not want to ruin "my pretty face", so I just got a few cuts before I broke his, they never see a steel fist arriving you know... Listen, you are wrong, you gotta think less about me, and much more about yourself, you feel like you should worry more about me emotionally, but worry about your feelings more despite that because I can more or less hear your body saying "please take care of me", I mean I can more or less hear the urges and needs of women, thats why I am so good around them, I dont put them in a trance "vampire style" i just make them feel safe around me because it is safe around me, I am safe at all times because I am who I am. Listen, worry about your needs, turn of all mental alarms, I can sense (I dont know how, Richard Bandler put that into me) that you are in lack of sleep, food and sleep (I can sense it now, you havent slept well since you thought I was dead, it makes logical sense, it always does, its not magic, its the human potential unleashed) So take care of yourself, turn of your body`s needs one by one, shower, eat, drink (eat something good), and if you are at the couch, go get a pillow and lie down, this is about you, because I cant feel well if those I love and care about dont feel well okay? Please allow me to sleep easily and try getting some sleep yourself even if my guys are 15 minutes away. Let me know that you feel better.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.