What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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I saw a shovel once.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Anti Joke

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