- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Your time.

ugh good riddance

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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