what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Guess What! HI!

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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