Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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sdasdadasdasd

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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what do u call a black person by his name

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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