Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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womens rights to vote

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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brandon ya twwat

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Women's sports.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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