- Anti Joke

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut