- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

A cow says moo and explodes.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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