- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Neither does he.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

You're Adopted.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

homework

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

An Asian fails their maths exam.

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