whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Your mom is so fat...

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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