why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

penis

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Harry Styles

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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