how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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elen degeneres is straight....

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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mc hammers income.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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